Awkward & Awesome -Volume 2

Yes, Yes, I'm one date late on my Awkward/Awesome Wednesday post.  But I had very important business to take care of yesterday.  As in Target, Meijer, shoe shopping, lunch, & "my van is severely rusting~I need an estimate...stop."  It was an awesome day.   

Awkward

1. While my oldest is folding laundry she asks, "Mom, why do you have such silky, pretty underwear?  It's not like anyone sees them or says 'Hey, Nice UNDERWEAR.'"

So I respond, "Well actually daddy does."

{Come on she was baiting me!}

Her response was, "Uh, sick!  I don't think I was supposed to know that."  Which was kinda funny & kinda awkward all at the same time.

2.  Seeing a friend has a *burger hanging from her nose.  But you are not sure if is one, (maybe it was really a large piece of lint or something) and how do you say that with someone you don't know super well.  Excuse me, I think you have a burger hanging.  AWKWARD!!  So I didn't say anything.  It seems the longer we talked the more fixated I got on it...and I almost burst out laughing, in the middle of a serious conversation.

*Note* Edit: That was actually a BOOGER hanging from her nose.  Not to be confused with an actual HAMBURGER hanging from one's nose.  Thank you Amber for finding that error on words!  It would be pretty AWKWARD to have any food hanging from your nose.  

3.  So WHOO HOO...Donovan won a trip from work to the Breakers which is totally AWESOME!!!  And when booking a massage for my hubby today, the person taking my call asked if, "Mr. Gingerich has a gender preference on who would give the massage."  To which I said, "I don't think so, either is fine.  Just make sure if it's a she, she's not to good cute."  To which there was silence from the other side of the phone. O.K. Thank you Ms. Breakers. Thank you for making this an awkward moment.  I'm a totally confident wife of 13 years...really I am. {well not if she's 20, cute, and very funny.  Then I'm not so confident.} Just a little laugh will be good & fine. :)

Awesome
1. William had got a candy treat from school.  It was fun dip.  After finishing the candy stick, but still had powder left he came up with an idea to mix up a little experiment.  Water, fun dip & milk.  When I came into the kitchen I hear him telling his daddy, "You know what, while I'm drinking this creation of mine I feel stronger already."  Awesome!    Milk, it does a body good.

2.  The estimate that came back on my rusty Chevrolet - you know the song right???  (O.k. well it's not a Chevy~but funny I had to google what make it was.  It's a Chrysler van folks.)  And can I just say I love Shapeline Autobody in Elkhart?  They are fair, honest, and friendly.  And one more plug~anyone need a van come December?...it's still for sale.

3.  Seeing a bag full of beach towels, goggles, & swimsuits all packed and ready to go into the van.  Beside it?  A bag full of snacks for the 22 hour trip.  Awesome!

Awkward & Awesome -Volume 1

My neighbors, daughters, sister (maybe if you say it out loud it will make sense??? ) has this blog & on Thursday's she does an "Awkward and Awesome" segment.  Which I love.  She has some seriously hilarious material. So to be totally original here, I'm going to also do Awkward & Awesome only on WEDNESDAY.  Wow!  Look at me all thinking outside of the box & everything.

So to start this weekly event...I'm starting slow....because I can't think of that many "awkward" moments that my kids won't kill be mad at me for later.  So here we go.  I'll just give you two each.

Awkward

1. After a very emotional and awesome movie last night Like Dandelion Dust  (look my first addition and I overachieve by putting both into one category) and after the movie raised lots of questions from our kids.  From Jack: "why can't we just adopt a little black boy?" Then after the others were in bed our oldest, Isabella asks "why did you want to have babies/get pregnant instead of adopting?"  I told her I really really was hoping and praying that God would let allow me to be pregnant.  I wanted to know what it was like to carry a baby and nurse. (yes, as in breastfeed, using the word "nurse" so that she didn't actually imagine herself suckling)

Then out of my husbands mouth (who up until this moment was silent) says, "I thought that is what I was for?"

He should have honestly remained silent.  AWKWARD.  Poor thing, my little 10 year old.  We are learning everyday what not to do with the other 3 children by practicing our parenting on her.  

Yes, it's not so easy anymore to talk over their heads.  Her & Jack are almost as tall as us & very very intelligent.  Don't judge, unless you have a 10 yr old or older.  It's tricky. 

2. Usually my husband drops off the kids at school, but one day a couple of weeks ago, I was on duty.  While dropping my boys off at their school my oldest got out & did not shut the van door. Apparently Donovan just conveniently pushes the "close the door button" every time and they scurry off to class.   So me trying to be the funny mom put down the passenger side window and said, "JACK, buddy this isn't daddy's van...my automatic doors don't work~you'll have to shut it" Thinking that would be something funny & interesting (I know sarcastic/weird funny in retrospect)  for the door attendant/school employee to get a kick out of.  So Jack comes back to the van and pushes the button for the automatic door.  Again, telling him...Uh...honey that doesn't work.  ALL THE WHILE THE ENTIRE car pooling~ mom's in their beautiful SUV's and mini van's {with automatic doors that work} wondering what IN THUNDER is taking me so long to pull forward so they can drop their precious children off.  Jack looks at me like I've forgotten to put my head on that morning and could not even fathom shutting the door by hand. (He hasn't been in my van in a long time)  We would've never made it in the 80's.  All the while the door attendant/school employee looking at me, like I had forgotten to have that fixed.  AWKWARD.    (Don't worry I looked into that honey...It's over $450 for one door motor.)  With the other $500 we already put into this van this winter....the door was a no go.  

  Pretty sure that this is God's plan to keep me humble.  On a happier note, with this warm weather the door has been working intermediately.   

On another note this van will be for sale come December when we acquire Donovan's company van.  It really is a great van, really it is.  There is hardly any rust...and uh....wanna a good deal????

Awesome

1. This: got done yesterday.  

EEEAAAKKKK!!!!  Absolutely love walking into organization!  I would've taken a picture of before...but it was very scary!!  And by the way....I know that looks like a lot of clothes.  It is.  Hello, I am Heather and I have a clothes fetish.  But I cleaned out & sorted and have 2 gigantic shopping bags of things to sell to you.  More details to come on a garage sale this spring. 

2. This weather!  Are you kidding me with a high of 54 degrees today???  I have 4 lines of laundry on the clothesline today.  That is the most awesome of all today. And a high of 62 tomorrow???  I may just get out my swim suit and lay out.